October 28, 2012 @ 5:54 PM

Hewwwooo outs dere! Is me, Chef Mario, reporting live fwrom da pwrojected path ofs da monster storm named Sandy! Dis big, mean storm has da nerve to heads towards mez ands da B!  Coulds it get any ruder? Iz finks not!  She just lucky dats she waited until all me Howloweenie gooides were baked and shipped out befur she comes to town! Iz woulds have hads to have da B bites her on da butt ifs she interfered wifs pups getting deir twreats! 
Anyhoo, Iz is all weady to face da bully! Iz gots me walrus costume ons wifs me slicker in-case Iz haves to swim, da B ands me gots pawlenty of water, food and most impowrtantly...COOKIES!! Heeehee! Gots to have cookies! Da mommy has da flashlights, da candles ands a battewry opewrated ...

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June 19, 2012 @ 8:59 PM


Well butter my butt and call me a biscuit!!  It's been quite a longs time since I'z blogged!  Oh dog, oh dog, how vewy remiss of me!  Iz hopes all my followers will furgive me and dat new readers will enjoy my blogging!

Since Iz last blogged, lots of stuff has happened...Santa came and went, a new year began, Iz  crossed over to da dark side and started making cat cookies (BOL!), da Easter Bunny hopped into town and den hopped on out, and so much more!! 

Some not nice stuff happened too, as some of mine and da Lhasa's dear furiends went to da Bridge...Buddy, Wolfie, Merci, Peanutty, Sugar...you will be furever loved and sorely missed!! Iz loves you all!

Also nots so good news is dat my .........

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November 6, 2011 @ 7:46 PM

Howlo furry and non furry furiends!

It's been a long time since my last blog, and y'all have my apawlogies!  The Lhasa, PAM (pawsonal assistant, mommy) and I haves been very busy!  Well, not so much the Lhasa! BOL!!  Iz just kidding, Braxton, you know Iz love you! Evens though you steal my toys, growl at me and pounce when I come tooclose to one of your pawrecious stuffies or socks!  Not to mention you crawled right on up and sat on top of me today, when Iz was sitting in PAM's lap! Hmph!

Oh, now I's totally off topic here! As Iz was saying, me and PAM haves had a lot on our plates the past several weeks!  And, not just cookies! Teeheee!! We held a real fun doggie costume contest on our ...............

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September 27, 2011 @ 6:03 PM

<The Wabbit!

Arroo there!

My apologies for making y'all wait on pins & needles for the next installment of "Chef Mario & Braxton's Big Adventure!"  Iz had to to unpack and do laundry and stuff, alls while the Lhasa napped! BOL!! Now lets me see, where was I?  Oh yes, we were leaving Nashville, heading to Texas to meets a certain wabbit and his family!

It was a long day of driving through Tennessee, Arkansas & East Texas before we finally pulled up to the wabbit's house, where his mommy was waiting outside for us!   Like Auntie Pam, she didn'ts want to wait any longer than necessary to hug me! Teehee!  'Course I obliged her, cause that's how I roll! ...............

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September 17, 2011 @ 11:06 PM

With our bellies full and the Jeep fueled up, we sets out for Nashville and the home of Auntie Pam and our dear pup pals, Buddy & Peanut!  Like the day before, its was quite a scenic drive!  The Lhasa and I really gots in touch with nature, I tells you! BOL! After bouts six hours of driving and listening to PAM (Pawsonal Assistant-Mommy) sing ABBA, Def Leppard and Kenny Rogers horribly off key, and getting stuck in traffic next to a big old truck fulls wifs cattle, we pulled up to Auntie Pam's pretty house!  She was waiting fur us at the end of the driveway, and I coulds tell that she was just bursting to get her hands on me! Teehee!  She brought us out to the yard where, like the fine, southern gentlemen............

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September 15, 2011 @ 10:33 PM

Yeehaw y'all, iz me, Chef Mario, on my way to the big old Lone Star state!! BOL!!!  Wifs me is my motor car attendant aka Braxton, and my driver aka pawsonal assistant, aka mommy!  Heeehee!!!  We be driving alls the way from Long Island to Fort Worth, Texas....where everyfings bigger, ya know!  Even cookies!!  Yep, great big Texas sized cookies! Woof!

Now course we didn'ts drive all the ways there wifout stopping, thats would've made fur one tired mommy!  On the first day of our big adventure, we traveled over the river and through the woods to a hotel in a little mountain town in Virginia.  Oh pup was it pretty and so was the scenery on the way there!  Rivers and ......

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August 28, 2011 @ 7:12 PM


It be me, Chef Mario, once again reporting live...this time froms the wake of Hurricane Irene.  Or shoulds I say wimpy, old lady, Irene?  She didn't produce anywheres near as much rain as the 8 inches we hads a few weeks ago from an rain storm that didn't even rate getting a name! And, her winds...well they was hardly intimidating!  Pawhaps she was just all tuckered out by the time she gots to Mario Land!  Or maybe she was scared of Braxton!  Iz tell you, the Lhasa is more menacing than she was!  BOL!!  Needless to say, she didn't gets any of my breakfast or my cookies!  She didn'ts take my 'lectricity, either!  In facts, I toddled out there this morning and peed ............

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August 27, 2011 @ 6:51 PM


'Tiz me, Chef Mario, blogging live from the outer bands of Hurricane Irene! Braxton, mommy and me gots lots of supplies and we are hunkered down waiting fur her arrival!  It's pretty rude of her to come uninvited, Iz tell you!  Nofing much ruder than an univited guest! 'Specially one wifs an attitude!!  Guess her momma didn't teach her no manners! BOL!!

The Lhasa is napping as usual, whiles I be monitoring the situation.  The rains be getting a bit heavier, but the winds, for now, are light.  The weather dude says she be blowing into town sometime in the early morning hours...hopes she don't finks I be sharing my breakfast wifs her!  Me finks not, you batty, old broad!............

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August 22, 2011 @ 10:05 PM


Greetings, Pups & Peeps!

Once again, I have been remiss in my blogging..buts this time wifs quite good reason!  Iz, or shoulds I say my eye has been a bit under the weather.  Mommy noticed last week that my right eye was getting cloudy and had some bloody vessels in it.  Now, I's had big problems with my eyes last summer, so mommy is always checking them and noting any changes.  Everyday, I take my drops like a good boy...not like Braxton, who sometimes gives mommy Lhasatude!  Anyhoo, she knew right away that something was wrong.  Next thing I know, there I is at the eye dogtor.  Not that I minded too much, 'cause everybody there loves me!  All the cute girls fawn ............

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August 13, 2011 @ 6:47 PM

Oh my woofness, what an exciting week fur some of my dear furiends from Lone Star Shih Tzu & Lhasa Apso Rescue http://www.facebook.com/#!/LSSTLAR!  A bunch of adorable fluffs were adopted, including our precious, sweet pal, Chammy Wabbit!!  Oh, I's so happy fur him and fur Donatello Cartwright, Patriot Barker, Flopsy Cartwright, and  Petra Cartwright and Snookie Ranger...all of who went to their furever homes this week! It is good to haves happy news, I's don't like any other kinds of news at all!  Congrats, pups!!

Now for today's Bark-Out!! Today's Bark-Out goes out to a dear hooman friend of mine, Ms. Stacey!  She is a wonderful lady who has becomes a great comfort to mommy, me............

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